October 2, 2013 - submitted by Ruperto, twitter

Q. @ElChurroDeChris
Hey Oracle, I was wondering were I could get LeftRightLeftRightLeft, I really want it :(

The Oracle replies:

I'm afraid that lrlrl is no longer available for download.

To save you spamming me, I've answered a couple more:
Yes, I've cried to Fix You.
No, I won't marry you - but thank you.
I'd say it's a close between Anchorman & myself who uses the Internet more but not sure either of us are "addicted". We love it though and would be lost without it.